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v1.3 — Real WooCommerce data, real Claude, real campaigns

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The AI marketing dashboard for WooCommerce. Generate ad copy with Claude. Run Meta & Google campaigns. Attribute every dollar — without the retainer.

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Claude-powered copy·WooCommerce native·14-day free trial
AI COPY · META — VARIANT A
The mug that finally fits your hand. Stoneware, hand-thrown, $34.
AI-generatedClaude
30-DAY ROAS
3.89×
+18.4% vs last period
META · STONEWARE — RETARGET
$8,420 attributed
● LIVE
WooCommerce+Meta Ads+Google Ads+Klaviyo+Claude
02 / THE PROBLEM

Your agency burns money.
Just not the way you wanted.

Every month, marketing budgets evaporate into a fog of retainers, creative fees, and 'strategy calls.' Here's what that looks like.
WHERE YOUR $8,000/MO GOES
Annual agency invoice breakdown
$96,000
32%
24%
18%
14%
12%
Account mgmt
Creative fees
Strategy
Reporting
Actual ad work
↑ Only 12% is the work you're actually paying for.
03 / THE COPY VAULT

See what it actually writes.

Browse a curated slice of sample ad copy below.
PICK A PRODUCT
Sample copy for example products, shown the way it renders inside the plugin. Copy any you like — no signup required.
sample · meta · 4 variants
// IDENTITY
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The mug that finally fits your hand. Stoneware, hand-thrown, $34.
The Mug That Actually Fits
yourstore.com
The Mug That Actually Fits
Shop Now
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// SCARCITY
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Only 84 left from this firing. Each one slightly different. Each one yours.
Only 84 Left This Firing
yourstore.com
Only 84 Left This Firing
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// RITUAL
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Your morning deserves better than corporate ceramic. Ships Friday.
Upgrade Your Morning Ritual
yourstore.com
Upgrade Your Morning Ritual
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// STORY
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Made by Eli, in a barn in Vermont, on a wheel older than you are.
Hand-Thrown in Vermont
yourstore.com
Hand-Thrown in Vermont
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04 / VS. EVERYTHING ELSE

The honest comparison.

FEATURE
Marketing Agency
Generic AI tools
WP marketing plugins
Fire Your Agency
Lives in WP Admin
✗
✗
✓
✓
AI ad copy (Claude)
~
✓
✗
✓
WooCommerce native
~
✗
~
✓
Multi-channel CRUD (Meta/Google)
✓
✗
~
✓
UTM attribution to orders
~
✗
~
✓
Cancel anytime
✗
✓
✓
✓
Monthly cost
$8,000+
$20–200
$15–80
from $99
05 / WHAT YOU GET

One plugin. Every channel. Zero retainers.

FEATURE 01
AI Copy Generator
Hand Claude your product, audience, and channel. Get back ready-to-edit ad copy in seconds.
// claude · sample output
"The mug that finally fits your hand."
+ 4 more variants ↓
◫
Meta + Google
Full CRUD across both ad platforms — TikTok coming soon.
↻
Flow Builder
Multi-step email + SMS automation flows, with ready-made templates.
◐
Predictive Analytics
LTV, churn risk, next-best-action — powered by your real WooCommerce data.
⌖
Multi-Touch Attribution
Last-click, first-click, linear, time-decay. Pick the model that fits.
See every feature →
06 / THE MATH

Your savings, calculated.

AGENCY RETAINER
$8k
per month
FYA GROWTH
$2,250
per year, billed annually
ANNUAL SAVINGS
$94k
per year
HOURS BACK
~22
per month
That's a new car, a new hire, or 1,946 lattes per year. Your call.
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RESIGNATION_EMAIL.txt
Subj: Wrapping up
Hi team — we're ending our retainer effective this billing cycle. Thanks for the work so far. Best,