The math
A typical marketing agency retainer runs $8,000+/month for a mix of ad management, email campaigns, and reporting. Fire Your Agency starts from $99/month and does the same core work — AI-generated ad copy, Meta and Google campaign management, email/SMS automation, and unified reporting — from inside your own WP Admin.
That's not a claim that software replaces strategic thinking. It's that a lot of what a retainer bills for — writing ad copy variants, pausing underperforming ads, sending the same welcome/cart-abandon/win-back sequence every store needs, pulling a monthly performance report together — doesn't require a human to do it manually every time.
What actually changes
- You keep ownership. Your ad accounts, your Klaviyo/SendGrid account, your WooCommerce data — nothing moves to a third party you'd have to extract it from later.
- You see everything. Every AI-generated ad, email, and campaign change is visible and reversible from your own dashboard, not reported to you after the fact in a monthly call.
- Cancel anytime. No retainer contract, no notice period — see Pricing for exact terms per plan.
What doesn't change
You still need to review AI-generated copy before it goes live, still need to decide what your brand voice and campaign goals actually are, and still need to make the judgment calls a retainer's account manager used to make. Fire Your Agency removes the manual, repetitive execution — not the thinking.
A practical first step
Most stores start by connecting Meta or Google (whichever already has spend history) and running the AI generator against a real product before touching anything else. See How It Works for the full walkthrough.